October 2005 Archives

A new survey has attempted to identify the ugliest cars on British roads today - some, admittedly, much more common than others...

All the one's you'd expect are in there including the one below, the Fiat Multipla. However, and I find this amazing, there is something worse than the frog-like beauty (!) of this:

The full list is below, but you can see pictures of all the cars in the top 10, with a little bit about their backgroud by clicking here.

Number 1: Woman can't find her 15-pound cat. Apparently, the 12-foot-long python in her back yard did not have the same problem...

Number 2: Cheese news! The hunt for sunken cheddar is on!

Number 3: Think of the thickest person you know... then think thicker... you're nearly at the thickness threshold of this guy...

[via FARK]

Prepare yourself for what muct be the best news story of the week...

Ronnie Barker sadly died today. There's no better way to celebrate his life than with one of my favourite monologues of his.

Good evening. I am the president of the Loyal Society for the Relief of Suffers from Pismronunciation, for the relief of people who can't say their worms correctly, or who use the wrong worms entirely, so that other people cannot underhand a bird they are spraying. It's just that you open your mouse, and the worms come turbling out in wuck a say that you dick not what you're thugging to be, and it's very distressing.