This has been annoying me for ages now

Kev's got a new Bev...

... and I think the two Kevs have done away with the old Bev in a sinister fashion. Possibly stuck her in the boot of the old banger of a Volvo they used to own... "I had a wife like that once!"

Above: Kev with the old Bev before things turned terribly nasty...

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